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Name: Chad Age: 29 Measurements: 36-40-34 Day job: press operator Night-time activities: tattooing, prostitution Favorite Music: Barnyard Ballers, Nashville Pussy, Star Strangled Bastards, Plug Uglies, and… oh yes, mustn’t forget Winger and Journey, because they have touched me where no woman ever could. Favorite Drink: Dry Martini
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Turn-ons: shoulder-length hair, pig tails, silicon breast augmentation Turn-offs: fucked-up teeth, virginity, virtuous women Favorite Perversion: vacuum cleaners and teddy bears Favorite rockstar(s): Gene Simmons and GG Allin Favorite superhero: Ron Jeremy Darkest Secret: I smuggled Mexican babies across the border in my winnebago
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Biggest stregnth or talent: artwork and back-door lovin’ Biggest weakness or vice: too friendly and trusting Body part most willingly given up to feed a shipwrecked crew: a testicle, because that would be h-o-t !! Most desired genetic malformity: I would like a siamese twin, that way I could wake up next to gorgeousness every morning. A wish that would improve the world: Monogamy would be illegal, and there would be fruit-bearing trees in every yard. Send Chad fan mail at: 32052 Beech St., Hanoverton, OH 44423 U.S.A (send pics, porn, or pretty things if possible) Phone is temporarily disconnected.
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