BIOGRAPHY

The Swing Ding Amigos are three sexy vatos from the small border town of Nogales, AZ. Although they were born and raised in this little drug infested haven, they didn't exactly become the Swing Ding Amigos until they moved to Tucson. Practicing in the fucking heat makes you sound like this. Never settling for a shitty song, trying to get laid rather than flyering for a show, no wonder it took so long for the " Mongolita Chronicles" to come out! But thanks to the genius ear and musical enthusiasm of the smart folks at Rock n Roll Purgatory, the world can now begin to understand what goes on in these crazy fuckers' heads. A plethora ("Jefe, what is a plethora?" "Why El Guapo?") of ideas and creative visions soldered together by the smegma of their abnormally large uncircumsised penises, connected to the huge balls of their sound, can now be consumed by the masses for the small price of ten dollars. Yes, buy their CD. Jimmy likes to impress the ladies with his smooth yet clumsy fretboard action through the fault of his zinger sized fingers. Yes they are good for something else, but working is not one of them. Stare into his buggy eyes and be mesmerized by his latin loverness style of rocking. Levi is the quiet responsible type who can't grow a mustache, but can beat the shit out of his bass drum pedals. The death rate grows like the collection of fan's panties in his bass drum. But enough of his bass drum, he plays the snare, a tom, a high hat and a ride cymbal also. Not to mention that he is the stinkiest on tour. Isaac is the cute chubby kid in school no girl wanted to fuck. But that didn't stop him from fucking himself. Happy now that he's experienced it all with the ladies, after they witnessed his ability to craft one pop hit after another, he now cannot get an erection without a blowjob. And there you have it folks, the unofficial, official story behind the southwest's best kept secret, Swing Ding Amigos. Don't forget to pick up their sophomore album "Kngs of Culo" out NOW on Recess Records.