Brother Ed and Brother Ant, the duo collectively known as Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival met at Evangelical Bible Study Group in Parma, Ohio. Both were holy rollers angry about the state of rock'n'roll and its many excesses, so they united to give the devil-worshipping masses in America a good, hard slap of piety. While their approach is controversial, often involving crass sloganeering and coarse language derogating Satan, the mission always remains firmly intact: to convert and save the misguided masses from an eternity spent in the fiery pits of hell. The kids of today don't respond to limp rhetoric and heavenly hyperbole. They crave stimulation and an excitement in this dangerous age of devilry and shortened attention spans. Where have the days of the fire and brimstone sermon gone? Somebody needed to get pissed off and turn the devil's mudslinging campaign against him. Too often he seems "cool" or "hip" to the disaffected teenager, who finds his or her way to him through heavy metal music. Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, however, expose this dildo-licker for what he truly is: a cowardly pussy. And their straightforward message does not come all neat and tidy wearing white robes and golden vestments. No, when you are down in the trenches fighting for souls, you have to roll up your sleeves and get dirty. This trash rock revival tells it like it is, and you won't be able to resist the gritty appeal of these self-righteous brothers.