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Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival

North Of Hell

It's the next phase in spiritual technology!

13 songs, $12 ppd.

This is the long-awaited Second Coming of Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, and the Lord isn't the only one who will be pleased. Satisfy your spiritual craving with this epic journey into the minds of two Jesus-loving crusaders. Your heart will be won over instantly once you hear this heavenly racket! Never before have Jesus freaks freaked out so gloriously. Their pure hearts lift you up while their foul mouths bring down the devil. Evil has never had such a powerful enemy. Uncle Scratch are God's answer to Slayer. They are that beacon of light atop the Stairway to Heaven. Take that second step, brothers and sisters, and get closer to your eternal happiness. Buy this CD.


(The Right) TRACK LIST:

1. Sin City
2. Angel Abover, devil Below
3. Johnny, Jesus, & Me
4. Gates of Hell
5. Lord took my Hand
6. The devil is...
7. devil's Chrysler
8. You've got a Friend
9. Run devil Run
10. I can't bang you on a Sunday
11. Amen
12. Gimme Back My Bible (live)
13. Lord took my Hand (alternate)

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CD: $12.00 Postage Paid



Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival

Kickin' The Devil In the Balls

Debut CD

7 songs, $12 ppd.

"Rudimentary as a six-year-old's penmanship, this album should sound like holy crap: It's little more than a mess of piss-drunk proselytizing, vocals delivered through a bullhorn, half-played guitar, and cardboard drums. The result, inexplicably, is 25 minutes of roughshod rock and roll with titles such as "I Banged a Sinner." They're absurdly catchy foot-stompers that have us genuflecting before the altar of Uncle Scratch." - Cleveland Scene

"Praise Jesus, Uncle Scratch’s Gospel Revival’s got the devil on the run. Hailing from Lakewood, Ohio, these boys ain’t playing no slick commercialized Christian rock. This is gritty raw music brought about through divine inspiration. Brother Ed (drums, vocals) and Brother Ant (guitar, vocals) are here to lead all you sinners down the path to righteousness, and who better than a couple of guys who apparently have done more than their own share of sinning? They relate the tales of their wicked ways on songs like “I Banged a Sinner” and “Back Door Man (No More)” so that you can avoid making the same mistakes they have, and they shout their lyrics through a megaphone to make sure you hear every word." - Utter Trash


CD: $12.00 Postage Paid



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Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival Stickers

Stickers are 4" round with Jesus in a UFO. They are 2 for $1.00 (shipping included).

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    EDWARD WILLE JR.
    NOT UNCLE SCRATCH'S GOSPEL REVIVAL

  • MAIL TO:
    UNCLE SCRATCH'S GOSPEL REVIVAL
    P.O. BOX 771603
    LAKEWOOD, OH 44107

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