The Good News from the Christian Front



Scriptural Amendments:

June 27, 2007 Lord Almighty! More new pictures on the photo page... this time from the Bug Jar in Rochester.

May 29, 2006 We have posted a ton of new pictures to the photo page, including some from our CD release party at the Beachland. My, my... we are some good looking Christians!

April 17, 2006 Hello Sinners, we have a date for our official CD Release Party!! The CD Release Party for "North of Hell" will be May 19th Beachland with Unknown Hinson. The first 50 "sinners" threw the door get a special Uncle Scratch gift. Oh BOY!!! See ya then..............

March 29, 2006 Our website is finally up and running... it serves as the virtual fortress from which we battle the infernal prince of bestial butt-lust. O' how he doth enjoy the sweaty tang of a hairy goat scrotum. Also worthy of noting in this valiant chronicle of evil-baiting righteousness, is that our new CD is currently being send to the pressing plant. It is entitled "North of Hell," and will bring about a Spiritual Renaissance in these heathenish times. The official release date will be posted within the next couple weeks. Let the demons and devil-worshippers tremble in fearful anticipation.